white supremacy is the dumbest shit ever

white supremacy is so fucking stupid.

so, lets say we live in a world where everyone is white. what happens next? what's actually different. literally nothing is different. people are still gonna be posting dumb shit on twitter, life will still have no meaning, and all the "tiny divisions" which have been overlooked in the name of a larger threat will quickly become hot button issues and drive people apart.

Now you might say "but x^2, the blacks and immigrants are taking my jobs so if i kill them all i'll get my job back." If you said that, i would respond with "no dumbass, because if you had ever read a fucking book in your whole life you'd know that 'immigrants taking your jobs' is a myth that is consistently perpetuated by politicians for political power." Furthermore, lets say we kill all the immigrants and blacks so that they aren't taking ur jobs anymore. what then? your job is gonna get taken from you by someone who is just better than you at that job, or knows someone in the company, or blah blah blah.

white supremacy fascinates me so much because it is such a thin facade for an existential sense of purpose. thats the only reason anyone believes this shit, lets be real. its just another dumb thing for people to believe in so that people can feel a sense of "meaning" and purpose in their lives. however, these kids, right, instead of getting into art or being hedonistic, they somehow got cocked up in white supremacy, and now my friend almost got hit by a car at that charlottesville rally. it fucking busts me up.

like, just think about that name: the "unite the right" rally. what you might notice here is that word "unite" which is, lets face it, a democratic word. and its a disgusting word. all these dramatic forms of unity (be it unity amongst trans ppl or unity amongst workers or whathaveyou) are so fucking pathetic. unity isn't real. community, in the liberal-rose-colored-glasses sense of the word is such a lie and is always a deception. and thats exactly what white supremacy is, at its core: its just a dumb thing for desperate groups of people to bond over and pretend their life as any meaning. its the same as My Little Pony, anti-facism, trans solidarity, and so on. its all garbage.

but unlike My Little Pony, these white supremacists think its okay to kill people and create violence. and thats where the real rub is. the fact of the matter is that white supremacist organizations have been around for decades. they've even committed acts of violence for decades. but for a long time, at least for most of my early childhood, everyone thought white supremacists were contained. even tho they were still gross, we didn't really think they had any power. we didn't think they were gonna make any real moves. but now they have, and now we all have to fucking do something abt it.

and sure, maybe some people are "excited" for this opportunity to make a difference. maybe for some people, this is exactly the kind of political fight they have been waiting for to give themselves existential purpose, but not me. i don't really give a fuck abt any of this bullshit. i wasn't put on this earth to be an "anti-fascist" or "anti-racist" or whatever. but now i have to be. i have to do a bunch of dumb bullshit that i don't give a fuck abt because its the right thing to do.

and whats real ironic is that this is what minorities have prolly been feeling for centuries. there is just all this stupid fucking bullshit that they have had to deal with for no real reason, and they are sick and tired of it. but i guess the key difference is that history documents the plight of minorities. it even documents the plights of the white working class. but it DOESN'T EVER document the struggles of poor whities whose identity is "under siege" by a bunch of brown people because that doesn't really happen. white ppl dont have institutionalized disadvantages (at least not just for being white). so what are these neo-nazis so busted abt?

some might say "oh, these are just poor people who are being unfairly manipulated by those in power." great, except that all the people at charlottesville were bougie motherfuckers who could afford the plane ticket out. charlottesville is a bougie fucking town. these are not people who have been "left behind" by capitalism, these are people who are deliberately re-tooling an ideology because they want an excuse to do whatever they want. these are people who wanna "burn shit" and "fuck school" but instead of just listening to Odd Future they became white supremacists. little did they realize that if they wanted an excuse to riot they could just become sports fans!

because that's what its really about: its about people who never learned that the world doesn't revolve around them yelling abt having to finally grow up. make no mistake, white supremacists are children. driving a car into some protesters is a child's idea, and children would do shit like that all the time if we let them drive. children are not pure, they are just incapable of doing anything because they are tiny. but eventually these children start to become big people, to the point where people start calling them "adults" for some reason (i know this because this is what happened to me). and because you can't actually know what goes on inside someone else's mind, you just kind of have to trust that this big person is really an adult instead of child. but when shit like this happens, we know.

its all just teen angst, its all just whining. it's so fucking stupid and pathetic and it makes me irritated. when david duke says he is gonna "take our country back" what the fuck is he even talking about? it was never "our" country, why does it need to be "our country," why do you have so little self-esteem that you need to feel this pathetic sense of "belonging" to the "your country." no one gives a fuck abt you, and we know this because, as I said before, when we thought white supremacists weren't a "threat" to safety we literally let them just hang out. and we would've kept doing that, to be honest. but now you guys have started making a ruckus and we literally have to scold you because you are fucking up everyone's day.

don't kid yourself: white supremacists are just regular fucks like everyone else. there isn't anything deficient abt them, be it mentally, physical, economically, anything. they are regular ass, boring as fuck people, but instead of finding purpose in literally anything else, they opted to become really into a stupid idea founded by idiots in the 1800s. and at the bottom, all white supremacists know this, or at least the organizers do. lets cut right through the fucking bulllshit.

its all so fucking stupid.

Why you should go see Spring Breakers

So I figure the college admission counselors have already made their decision by now, Hence I'm resuming the blog. I hope everyone enjoyed the new ep that came out on Monday. The summer LP is well on its way, and if you all are super lucky you may even get a new ep in april (been listening to some MBV). Honestly this time of year is kind of the worst because I have so many new ideas but i still haven't finished the summer LP so i have to focus on that. This is what happened with TYGFAC last year. In all honesty the last track wasn't finished until about a day before if was put up. Not to mention theres this other LP i'm working on too and it's like Oh my god brain hush I need to rap.

But anyway, enough about me, I'm here to talk about why Spring Breakers is really good and why you should do see it. Thanks to it's obnoxiously competent VICE marketing campaign, it sold itself too well as a stupid movie and now no one is going to see it. This is a shame because the movie is not at all stupid and really good. Harmony Korine is a seriously talented director and he deserves all your money and since I pirated Julian Donkey Boy I was more then happy to give him my money for this.

First off, the movie is shot excellently. It looks really, really nice. There's all these flashing lights and upside down camera angles and it's honestly really beautiful. Secondly, despite being all big and mainstream, it is a still a Harmony Korine movie. He didn't sell out, he didn't water himself down, nothing like that. It's just the right amount of Harmony Korine weirdness to make this movie fuck with people in just the right way. When I went to see it there was like 2 people in the theater and that made me sad because seriously this is not at all a stupid movie and really needs to trip everyone's nut. Had I not already known who Harmony Korine was, my head would've exploded. It's a classic Harmony Korine subversion that manages to deconstruct your expectations without being self referential and pretentious. It manages to blow your mind, but instead of going "oooh look at that i just blew your mind" it just lets your mind actually get blown. It's brilliant.

So to all the smart people: this is a stunning movie from a very talented director who is gonna kick your mind in the ass.
To all the dumb people: Holy shit this movie has so many tits and beer and dubstep holy fuck I got so hard in the theater go see it bro!

Go see this fucking movie.

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I mean, COME ON NOW.

Look how close the donate button is to your mouse

It is surprisingly close now. Only the most recent post is available to look at and there isn't an archive which is maybe not the best idea thing but I really like the fact that the donate button is so close because now people might actually be able to see it and only when they see it can they click it and give me all of their money.

I had a weird dream. I went to a Dubstep concert and some nerdy kid I know was blowing up a playground. It was kinda lame and underwhelming.

In other dubstep news, my MLP dubstep video has reached nearly 1000 views, with 661 of the views coming from the United states. That is a pretty clear act of god in my opinion, and definitely shows you wear the internet's priorities are. 931 views, it is my most viewed video of all time. Other interesting statistics include that 90 percent of people stop watching the video after the first minute, and the video is most popular with men aged over 65.

Anyway I'm still stuck in the midwest so no new content but you can watch this video of me playing "Big Buck Hunter". It's pretty friggin sexy and I get every bitches. I didn't want to talk loud though because I thought everyone on the boat would look at me weird. But after they saw my impressive Bison hunting skills they did all look at me but instead of laughing at me they said "Look at his powerful erection" and I was like "thank you it is very powerful" and then every girl sucked my dick and I am not lying at all.

Blogging is hard when you can't think of anything to blog about.

WHO IS PSYCHED FOR DESERT BUS???

I AM PSYCHED FOR DESERT BUS!!! Man this is about to be the most Canadian thing about Canada. Like More then maple syrup. A bunch of funny Canadians (that also happened to be members of the famed sketched comedy group loading ready run) will play the world's most boring video game Desert Bus until people stop giving them money, and then donate all that money to charity. And of course, they stream their pain and suffering live over the internet, so that you can laugh. But they also do all sorts of cool things like have auctions, giveaways, and celebrity guests. They also let YOU, THE VIEWER, ask them to do silly thigns in exchange for a donation. It's so awesome.

It's gonna be starting this Friday, November 18th, 6:00 PM PST (that's 9:00 PM EST) and its gonna be the best thing to happen since the universe was created. You can go to http://desertbus.org to find out more and stay posted.

REGULAR SHOW HALLOWEEN SPECIAL SO AWESOME

MAN DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SEE IT?!?!?! IT WAS SO GOOD!!!! HOLY SHIT MAN, that is what cartooning is about bro. shit like that. That's fucking good man. It hit hard, blows you away, and leaves you speechless. That is what art is about. It was so fucking good.

ERROR: I MESSED SOMETHING UP

So guys and girls, because I am a genius, the song "661" on the album prime numbers is not actually the version of the song that I wanted you all to hear, but is actually a work in progress. As such, I have reuploaded the Prime numbers .rar file with the new version and have included a link beneath it that allows people to do download just the new version of 661.

If you downloaded Prime Numbers before today (aka 7/11/2011) you do not have the correct version of 661 and should click this link now.