THE RAP ALBUM IS HERE

lol literally forgot to update this yesterday haha



thanks for all my carleton homies for keeping it real! t-shirt will be here soon.

back to english

wow that japanese is rly bad. i dont remember when i posted that but i already see errors in it. Fuck language is hard.

But yeah this fucking note every day thing has failed because I care so little about it. I'm almost note putting notes in just to spite it. Idk. I'm just not giving it the tlc is deserves. I'm still gonna try to release it though and ride it out. I also did some calculations and i put two extra days in the year so yeah lol.

anyway, I fucking like have to study and shit and I'm always tired and I don;t have any fun here really. I can;t believe I dedicated my last album to this college. what a joke. My friend is right. All the people you hate in high school don;t just stop existing after you leave, they have to go somewhere. Inevitably, some of them are gonna end up here.

theres also a fuckton of depressed people here and its sad as fuck. also they are enforcing all these dumb rules and it sucks. also my existential quest for dat pussy has not been satisfied.

Look how close the donate button is to your mouse

It is surprisingly close now. Only the most recent post is available to look at and there isn't an archive which is maybe not the best idea thing but I really like the fact that the donate button is so close because now people might actually be able to see it and only when they see it can they click it and give me all of their money.

I had a weird dream. I went to a Dubstep concert and some nerdy kid I know was blowing up a playground. It was kinda lame and underwhelming.

In other dubstep news, my MLP dubstep video has reached nearly 1000 views, with 661 of the views coming from the United states. That is a pretty clear act of god in my opinion, and definitely shows you wear the internet's priorities are. 931 views, it is my most viewed video of all time. Other interesting statistics include that 90 percent of people stop watching the video after the first minute, and the video is most popular with men aged over 65.

Anyway I'm still stuck in the midwest so no new content but you can watch this video of me playing "Big Buck Hunter". It's pretty friggin sexy and I get every bitches. I didn't want to talk loud though because I thought everyone on the boat would look at me weird. But after they saw my impressive Bison hunting skills they did all look at me but instead of laughing at me they said "Look at his powerful erection" and I was like "thank you it is very powerful" and then every girl sucked my dick and I am not lying at all.

Blogging is hard when you can't think of anything to blog about.

so many singles, so little time

Since I haven't been too active as of late (school has been kicking my ass), I just uploaded FIVE NEW SINGLES for you all to chew on. Some of them you have seen and I am just now getting up the download links because I am lazy, but 3 of them are brand new! So go nuts. Happy holidays, whatever.

Also I will uplaoding the fourth x^2 vlog today. I know I said there was goinna be a desert bus vlog but school made it ahrd for em to work on it and all the time I would've spent editing that got put into that Franz Kafka thing and then I felt like the moment had past so I didn't do it. So instead, you all get to watch me jam around with my new fangled KP3, which is really fucking awesome and if you like making music (even if you dont like composing but just like jamming and shit) you should get it because it is the most fun I have had in a while.