Look how close the donate button is to your mouse

It is surprisingly close now. Only the most recent post is available to look at and there isn't an archive which is maybe not the best idea thing but I really like the fact that the donate button is so close because now people might actually be able to see it and only when they see it can they click it and give me all of their money.

I had a weird dream. I went to a Dubstep concert and some nerdy kid I know was blowing up a playground. It was kinda lame and underwhelming.

In other dubstep news, my MLP dubstep video has reached nearly 1000 views, with 661 of the views coming from the United states. That is a pretty clear act of god in my opinion, and definitely shows you wear the internet's priorities are. 931 views, it is my most viewed video of all time. Other interesting statistics include that 90 percent of people stop watching the video after the first minute, and the video is most popular with men aged over 65.

Anyway I'm still stuck in the midwest so no new content but you can watch this video of me playing "Big Buck Hunter". It's pretty friggin sexy and I get every bitches. I didn't want to talk loud though because I thought everyone on the boat would look at me weird. But after they saw my impressive Bison hunting skills they did all look at me but instead of laughing at me they said "Look at his powerful erection" and I was like "thank you it is very powerful" and then every girl sucked my dick and I am not lying at all.

Blogging is hard when you can't think of anything to blog about.

The midwest is dumb and everyone from their is probably dumb

I live in maryland and today I was not in maryland I was in the midwest. It was really dumb because it was too hot. The air was hot. The wind was hot and it would it you in the face and you would be like "wow that air is hot." The idea of warm air seems to fly directly in the face of Christianity and as such I have now officially converted to atheism. God does not exist because if he did there would not be such a ridiculous over sight such as hot air.

Everyone seems to hate Obama and republicans scare me. I heard one guy say "I hate Obama and everything he stands for" in response to something that had absolutely nothing to do with politics. That seems like a dumb thing to say because you cannot hate everything a person stands for. People (and Obama is one of those) stand for things like going to the bathroom and eating and those seem like things that nobody in their right mind should be able to think are bad because it flies in the face of things that you have to do to live like pee. Peeing is essential to life.

I had to sit in a car for a really long time. It would've been more interesting if I had drugs.

If you see David Thorne anywhere tell him that I think he should put a link to my website on his website because I put a link to his website on my website and it's only fair. Also I have heard he's into collar bone so be sure to send him some sexy collar bone pics.

I wish I had more blog readers. David Thorne would be getting alot of collar bone pics.

What do people think of boats?