This is hard

You know whats hard? Starving yourself to death or pulling a boat over a mountain. You know whats hard? Blogging. I was surprised at how hard it was to blog. I'm really bad at coming up with ideas and I have nothing interesting to post other then my own thoughts in my head and my current though is "FUCK this is hard how do i do this?"

Maybe if I did it weekly I could do it. One time I made a 25 minute video in one week but its kinda the worst video and also it was a school project. In my opinion the credits are the best part of it. That and the part where I am planking I laugh when that happens. Also it has the greatest soundtrack in the world. And the part where Wheeler is John Zorn is also pretty cool.

So maybe its not all that bad but there are definitely parts that are not good. I think I missed the point of edutainment, which is to weave education and entertainment together, not have 5 minutes of entertainment and ten of education. That said I wrote it in a week so shut up!

I'm pretty sure that TV shows even don't write episodes per week they just filmed them all per week. They spend a whole bunch of time writing episodes and once they are done they bang them out over the course of some weeks.

Why the fuck am I writing this? No one fucking reads this blog! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOUR NOT GOD! I AM GINGER!

On a side note wtf circlejerk amirite?

Look how close the donate button is to your mouse

It is surprisingly close now. Only the most recent post is available to look at and there isn't an archive which is maybe not the best idea thing but I really like the fact that the donate button is so close because now people might actually be able to see it and only when they see it can they click it and give me all of their money.

I had a weird dream. I went to a Dubstep concert and some nerdy kid I know was blowing up a playground. It was kinda lame and underwhelming.

In other dubstep news, my MLP dubstep video has reached nearly 1000 views, with 661 of the views coming from the United states. That is a pretty clear act of god in my opinion, and definitely shows you wear the internet's priorities are. 931 views, it is my most viewed video of all time. Other interesting statistics include that 90 percent of people stop watching the video after the first minute, and the video is most popular with men aged over 65.

Anyway I'm still stuck in the midwest so no new content but you can watch this video of me playing "Big Buck Hunter". It's pretty friggin sexy and I get every bitches. I didn't want to talk loud though because I thought everyone on the boat would look at me weird. But after they saw my impressive Bison hunting skills they did all look at me but instead of laughing at me they said "Look at his powerful erection" and I was like "thank you it is very powerful" and then every girl sucked my dick and I am not lying at all.

Blogging is hard when you can't think of anything to blog about.