日本語の練習しましょう！

こんにちは！これのブログのポストを日本語で書くよ！これはインフォーマールな日本語です。でも、いい練習と思います。誰かこれを読めるかもしれませんが、もし読めなかったら、緊張しないでください。そのことはだめです。とてもざんねんですね。

この日本語はちょとう正しくないかもしれませんが、だいじょうぶですよ。それはポイントですから。これはれんしゅうです。将来に日本語が上手になる時、これをみるつもりですよ。私はこれがとても面白くて悪いと思っているでしょうね。ハーハー！

じゃあ、さようなら！読んでくてありがとうございました！

My dad cannot hear

It is weird because all my parents are finally starting to get old and all of them are clearly losing their brain functions. My dad cannot hear for ass. My mom kinda can't think straight at all. When i become old I will retain all my higher brain functions because I read somewhere on the internet that playing board games while smoking pot increases brain function by 420% and postpones Alzheimer's infinitely. I will never get old.

I am already 108 years old which is pretty old for humans but in the species that I am it isn't very old. In the species that I am some of us live to be 420 years old. We expand our life force aura by consuming drugs. It is proven science and not a lie that I am making up because I am bored in the Midwest.

I swear to god the whole thing is just one big flat farm there is fucking nothing here at all. Except for colleges. Like fifty colleges are here all in a big pile right next to each other. It's weird. Why would anyone want to go to college here and why would anyone who lives here not want to go to college in some sexy place like San Francisco or Mars or some place that isn't fucking in the Midwest. God damnit I am so bored please help me I am dying.

Please give me all your money. Donate at the bottom of the page guys.

I am really bored on this boat

What is the point of the internet if you cant watch youtube. I can still go on facebook but I can't watch youtube because if I could I would blast the He-Man song really loudly to everyone on the boat and it would make this game of bingo much more exciting than it is because in all honesty it is not that exciting. If I could play the He-Man song everyone would get up and dance to it but it would also be really contemplative because the He-Man song is a song that everybody can relate to on a very deep level of understanding. It is one of those songs that simultaneously transcends the ego but is also rooted within it. It is both human and post human. Of this world and the other. It is the best song ever.

I played the game "Big Buck Hunter" on the boat's arcade and at first I was really bad at it but then I got really good well maybe not really good but average. At first I kept shooting the cows and not the Bison but then I was able to shoot two out of three bighorn sheep which I think is pretty darn good for a rookie. I don't know who "NBT" is but he/she/xe (in case its a trans-whatever I'm not insensitive I'm politically correct) can suck my nuts regardless of their sexual orientation because its not for their pleasure but if they are a dude I don't want them sucking my nuts because I'm not into that. If you want to suck on male nuts that aren't mine in your own house though you are free to do that and I openly encourage sexual experimentation.

I've made out with two different dudes. I made out with one of them twice but only once with the other one. I was on drugs for two of them. When I'm sober I don't like being touched but when I'm under the influence of mind bending drugs I don't mind it so much.

You can donate money to me at the bottom of the page and I promise I wont buy drugs with it. My doctor actually said I was addicted to drugs and said that she didn't think I could go three months without doing a drug. I accepted her challenge and so far I am very bored. But after she issued the challenged she touched my penis so I think she's into me. She also said that it "looks good" and "doesn't show any sign of infection" which I'm assuming is dirty talk. I'm 108 which is above the age of consent in Maryland where her and I live so if we wanted we could get it on which I wouldn't mind. She's pretty attractive but im pretty sure she's like forty so she's not exactly "quality housing" if you understand my objectification of women.

I don't think I'm gonna tell the colleges about this website. But you should tell David Thorne about my website.

blogging from school

becuase im bored in class.

asbestos finally has an album cover. go download it here.

the picture i stole is from here.now you can steal it too.

WELL THEN

This will be the new blog I guess. If the old one gets reinstated thats cool too. I doubt it though. The man don't give a shit bout me.