He needs to get a CPAP machine so badly oh my god I am now sitting in the middle of the hall at a red roof inn at 2 am because this motherfucker sounds like the god damn holocaust. And it's not even constantly loud so that you have a chance to get used to it. It's sporadic and will be really quiet for a while and then all of a fucking sudden hitler is knowcking down your door and fifty dudes are trying to rape you while speaking crude german. It all sounds like that quite literally its so fucking crude and snot like he has so much fucking snot in his nose I dont fucking realize how this wasn't a problem the other days maybe he shut up those days but fuck me it is a problem now. Like quite actually i hope he wakes up and is crippled by distress when he finds his only fucking son not in his bed and his heart pounds and for a breif second he feels like the worst parent in the world i hope he feels like that for a couple of seconds honestly you don't understand how bad this is. It's got reverb on it so it slams into the room like a secretly gay truck driver waiting to ass pound your ears with optimus primes truck dildo is sucks a big pile of ass and its a life sucking out of you kind of ass pile because you ahve no choice but to stare out the ceiling and want to kill yourself fuck him i hope he dies within the next forty minutes, but actually i need him to drive me home so i hope he just like gets all the snot out of his nose.
Anyway, now that its later and i got some sleep i had a lucid dream and i got to fuck some girl in it and it was AWESOME but actually kinda lame but it was weird because at some point it went from being a lucid dream to a regular dream it was weird, but when i woke up i was satisfied sexually.
anyway i am also the best at facebook profile pictures my current one is awesome and meta and cool and none of you will see it because you dont know who i am but i will give you this I am one of the profiles that likes the x^2 facebook page see if you can deduce who it is!
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